Fart-faced Faggot

A total gay wad who enjoys sucking the farts out of a butthole.

Chuck, whos a total fart-faced faggot, loves inhaling another mans ass air into his lungs

by fartsnfire June 17, 2010

pineapple face mask

A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face

I want Madison to give me a pineapple face mask.
I wanna give you you a pineapple face mask

by Brodskie April 9, 2020

double faced entendre

Term coined by musical artist Oliver Tree. Somebody who has two totally different personalities. Unbeknownst to you; One side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

"My ex had a seemingly sweet and caring personality, but when you needed her most she could be a total bitch. She was a double faced entendre."

by Happy454 June 23, 2021

frowny-face journalism

A subset of the more general human interest story, frowny-face journalism takes some boring, abstract, impersonal policy change or social problem, takes a big photo of some sad children whose playcentre is closing, an old couple who are being forced out of their subsidised housing or, in this case, a recently unemployed man losing his home(s). This way, readers automatically know what to think about the story - generally 'awwwww'.

"Did you read that article about the sad children whose playcentre was bulldozed down and replaced with a right-wing lobby group headquarters?"

"Was it Frowny-face journalism"

"it made me go awwww"

by NZ Nanny July 23, 2009

Shot of Liquor Face

a girl so ugly, your face reacts like when you take a shot of liquor.

Man, what'd I call that ugly bitch who worked here before? Oh yeah, Shot of Liquor Face! She's so ugly, your face cringes!

by mauwau February 25, 2009

washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

Texting bitch face

Similar to resting bitch face, but with texting. This usually happens when you end your texts in periods or don't use emoticons, which makes the person you're texting think you're pissed at them.

Person 1: (text) Party at Jeff's tonight! See you there?
Person 2: (text) K.
Person 1: (text) Do you not want to go, or is that just texting bitch face?

by Pistachioed March 30, 2015