Shit Flaps

A derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. Often paired with the words Holy and Fucking.

Dave: look what happened when i dipped my cock in sulphuric acid.

Bob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FLAPS!

by Gerbert_Miller January 12, 2009

Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

piece of shit

adjective: poor quality; displeasing ; Also abbreviated POS

Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

by stanq89 November 15, 2013

Shit Pillow

When you place a wad of toilet paper in the empty bowl before you take a shit. This "pillow" muffles the sound...so no one knows you're shitting.

Friend: I'm going out of town this weekend with Mike for the first time and staying in a hotel. How will I poop without him knowing?
Me: Dude, just make a shit pillow.

by quickpause February 1, 2015

ripe shit

The smelliest largest deuce you have ever taken in your entire life. Stinks up the bathroom so bad you can barely breathe

God damn my nigga I just took a ripe shit! I swear it made my eyes tear up dog!!

by Afatbluewalrus April 5, 2015

google that shit

When you don't know the answer to a question so you tell your bro to search google for it

Guy1: how long does a bee live?
Guy2: IDK google that shit

by yenko_man May 16, 2015

Hit the shit

To make or do something in an utterly fantastic manner. To succeed completely and beyond doubt. To stumble upon brilliance.

Dude, you gotta check out this new book! Robert Jordan has hit the shit, his new work is amazing!

by seiyonoryuu May 21, 2015