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3.8 inches

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dang that’s small mate

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by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 23, 2020

penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018

guacamole nigga penis

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature

person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"

by joeishandicapped February 06, 2025

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A huge dick used by true nigga's

Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020

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Random white guy on the shitter

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by imarealnigger March 17, 2025

guacamole nigga penis

when she keep suckin it after u already nut

Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"

by penis holderr 340 July 12, 2023

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krool does not have it nigga

you do not have a massive penis nigger

by dommymommynigger October 20, 2022