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Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.
"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"
by toeman30 January 20, 2021
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Double O' 7

A surgical intern or resident who tends to kill patients.
1. "George O'Malley, more like Double O' 7!"
2. "I can't believe George messed up an appendectomy. Oh, there he is. Hey Double O' 7!"
by a beautiful potato November 28, 2019
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Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.
I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.
by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020
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Double-faced entendre

Is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.
Why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre
by trashlucxs October 14, 2021
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Double R

you have loyalty with your friends
by RRLOYALTY August 3, 2022
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Double whopper

When you having a threesome and you stack them girl on top of each other.
Bro, had a threesome yesterday, stacjed them up like a double whopper.
by Reign27 June 5, 2021
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