In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:
Cu = Su*2
*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit
The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).
CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Cu = Su*2
*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit
The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).
CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Bob: "Count Chocula, How many squats did you do today?"
Count Chocula: "I did 1000 squats today"
Bob: "That's a spooky number of squats!"
Count Chocula: "Oh yes - I should mention, they were Churham Doubles"
Bob: "Oh I see, so you actually did 500 squats today"
Count Chocula: "I did 1000 squats today"
Bob: "That's a spooky number of squats!"
Count Chocula: "Oh yes - I should mention, they were Churham Doubles"
Bob: "Oh I see, so you actually did 500 squats today"
by dudewad September 28, 2022
I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.
by Jimbo Chicken fucker April 28, 2018
In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND
1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him
by md.caffeiner October 25, 2022
When you enter through the vagina, but the love making is so vigorous that you break the taint and cum out of the asshole.
See also poop shoot.
See also poop shoot.
Damn, last night Deven’s boyfriend ended up double dippin, because Deven was getting pounded so hard, that their taint was destroyed and cum came out of their ass!
by Pupsalups90 July 06, 2024
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
by Captain Hammerpenis December 02, 2018
Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.
by coink September 03, 2023
Rosie is the much loved character from the children’s classic Thomas the tank engine. She is a lively little tank engine who works as both a shunting engine, and a mixed-traffic engine. If your lucky enough to find two Rosie toys whilst playing trains, it is known as a ‘DOUBLE ROSIE’
by Boxhed December 09, 2023