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brown pole

The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.
Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.
by Octospectre June 26, 2023
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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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Brown slider

Taking a dump and belly sliding through it
After to many tacos and beer my friend did a brown slider
by Jake did a brown slider September 11, 2023
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Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face
While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.
by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024
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Browning

A scheme using the internet to shit on a person or business out of malice or spite. Similar to a simple smearing, but involving greater organization and falsehoods to most harm a reputation. particularly popular among Karen and other "let me talk to the manager" types.
She received cold french fries at the restaurant so she and her friends began browning the establishment by posting reviews claiming rat infestation and human trafficking.
by April's Raven August 27, 2021
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code brown

mass hysteria of hispanics and latinos immigrating; infesting our nation. used by racist cops
Los Angeles is a city with a Level Delta Code Brown, thanks to the fact California is near the border
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