cock pump

A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool

A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.

by Kris Stuart April 12, 2005

cock lock

much like pussy whipped but for females, the woman likes the aleged cock so much she cant leave him or it alone

Nikki was so cock locked by josh she fucked him the day after she dumped him

by pvwrestler October 25, 2007

cock & hen

The regal sum of 10 English pounds.

"Heres that cock I owe you!!!!!!"

by El cholo May 23, 2004

cock sauce

Most commonly the nickname for 'cocktail sauce', but widely used as the term for the creamy spunk shot all over the ass or face of ho-like victims

You like that? Who's your daddy? Come get you a shot of this nice white cock sauce

by hopatrol August 16, 2009

Cock Smoke

The residual smell left in a room that people recently had sex in.

Katie and mat were in there fucking all night. When I went in this morning the whole room stank of Cock Smoke

by S.Mendez May 10, 2010

cock stone

A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol

"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"

"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"

by Olly Webb July 29, 2007

Ass Cock

A name given to someone who is completely stupid and a loser. Normally used to describe people using the nickname "spaded"

Spaded : I am a stupid loser
Some person : Oh shut u ass cock

by Some person December 25, 2004