Cowboy Butt Sex

what happens when you go camping with

1 a homosexual
2 your friend
3 your father

4 GAY COWBOY DUH

they were having butt sex cowboy butt sex

by THNDRBIRD17 May 29, 2009

Poopilating butt spray

When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.

Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.

by andrewhhh April 21, 2006

Butt Hair Bridge

When hair from around the Anus connects between the butt cheeks, therefore manufacturing a so-called bridge. Sitting down or scratching the Anus, usually destroys the bridge.

Thought I got bite by an ant or something, turns out another Butt Hair Bridge(BHB)was being constructed.

by Reverse Learn April 27, 2009

Sichuan Butt Mud

A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.

After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.

by Some Lao Wai May 17, 2006

Butt hole smeller

One who secretly sniffs buttholes

Jesse: Michael are you smelling my butthole?

Michael: I thought you told me to.

Jesse: You're a fucking butt hole smeller.

Michael: oh

by Dr. Gluteus Maximous February 20, 2009

butt fuck utah

"Butt Fuck Idaho" "Bum fuck Egypt"
Middle of fucking nowhere
Also the name of a band

Mormans is are from the Butt Fuck Utah state

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

butt-to-face ratio

A term used to describe how much sucking up a person does versus normal dignified communication. A high butt-to-face ratio means you are a major kiss-ass.

- "Is it just me, or is Johnson kissing the boss's ass more than usual today?"
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."

by CCompanies February 4, 2010