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Night-time head sneakers

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers
by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020
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time liar

someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives
Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!

(It's 11:07)

Innocent victim: You're a time liar!
by icedagger17 January 11, 2020
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goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event
We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.
by Liar22 January 14, 2020
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Big Time

nickname from George W. Bush for VP Dick Cheney; nickname from the first black permanent SCHP commander Christopher Williamson for his paternal godson Jordan Thomas Cooper
Both of the Big Time's served The Bush Family. VP Cheney for Dubya and speechwriter Cooper for the E-Governor. The Big Time's both had graduate school credits too.
by Coop Dupe January 15, 2020
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Tam Time

When your pal says he'll be 5 mins but takes 5 hours.
"Still waiting....Tam Time"
by Zeroi13i January 16, 2020
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Tom time

When the guys decide to get together to party, raise hell.
The guys are getting together for a little Tom time in the man cave before the kids get home.
by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
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Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
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