A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.
Her: He has kids?
Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.
Her: A toddler?
Me: ....yeah.
Her: Dumbass.
Her: He has kids?
Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.
Her: A toddler?
Me: ....yeah.
Her: Dumbass.
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Get the PBS Kids mug.Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kid", this pejorative slang term meaning "screen addict" refers to the country Indonesia having world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.
With kids in every corner of Jakarta glued to their phones, it's hard not to call them all iPad kids these days!
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A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
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"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
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