brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017

turn her around and make her brown

Stick it her butt and make a shit stick

Joey I turn her around and make her brown.

Dude that dirty

by Dick Thigh November 4, 2017

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

Simeon Brown

That legend from Pakuranga. He is a living meme, who also happens to run half of Auckland.

Dequavis- "Did you see that Simeon Brown meme the other day"
Shantel- "Nah lmao was it good?"
Dequavis- "Yea haha im glad hes the one running auckland, shoutout to the homie Simeon"

by spicymemesforsimeonteens November 20, 2017

down to get brown

To get naughty and or do drugs

Sure I'm down to get brown tonight ,

by McLeanX December 2, 2017

brown annie

Irish ghost that shits in your bed. attracted to power lines.

darling did you shit the bed last night?

no, it was brown annie

by ud queen December 4, 2017