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by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021
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Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)
Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!
by The Brown Girls May 7, 2010
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ur mom

ur mom is really hot, the hottest in the world. she could burn any house in 1 second if she liked. she is also known as the fat woman, probably even more fatter than universe that she couldnt live there thus she is dead lmao. ur mom living with u right now is a robot :) (except mine ofc my mom is neither thin nor fat)
by not really ur mom September 12, 2022
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Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback
Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night
by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020
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your mom

by Addison177383 October 30, 2021
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Ur Mom

A joke that isn't so funny but can be made into a rap
What's that thing in the back of the car? Ur Mom! Ur Mom! Ur Mom!
by itsMayhem February 26, 2017
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your mom

your mom
Man : Your mom.

Other Man : exquisite.
by God's instrument February 18, 2022
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