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Swingset Fingers

Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands
Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.

The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.
by Madlibsss January 22, 2021
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4 fingers up

“He has 4 fingers up he must be really in love with this girl
by itsyaboiskinnyp55 September 15, 2022
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An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
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Four Fingers Up

Means that your madly inlove with tiger and you have 69% chance of liking kids 😦
by idjejdjjejt May 15, 2022
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8 fingers down

8 fingers down, damn you really banged her?
by Wellocrapp May 18, 2022
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.
I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant
by All the way to the top November 25, 2021
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