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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.
"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019
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Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.
I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).
by Dlancelot September 5, 2017
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sniffing a fart

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023
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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.
That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!
by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019
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Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.
by anonymous June 10, 2024
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