pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010

Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

by standup69 May 9, 2013

Pulling a Jussie Smollett

When a group or individual claims racism but when investigated the evidence for the allegation is untrue.

Them fools thought I was a racist, but I was just "pulling a Jussie Smollet". Isn't it ironic, when a jackass gets away with "pulling a Jussie Smollett"?

by Lord Shiva the Destroyer November 30, 2019

Pull A Patrick Stump

Pulling a Patrick Stump means that when you do one tiny thing that's only a little bad, you feel extremely guilty, but in an cute way.

Oh my god, Pete? Did you just pull a Patrick Stump? It's alright, bro, it's completely normal.

by mychemicaldiscoboy21 August 5, 2017

louisiana truck pull

A competition involving two individuals that includes a double-headed dildo. Each competitor slides a side of the dildo into their anal cavity and clench their cheeks. Then, while making truck noises, the competitors attempt to pull the dildo out of their rivals butt. Legal movements include: thrusting, jumping, and shaking. In order to successfully win the pull you must retain possession while taking it out of your rival.

Me and Tucker had some beef, so we decided to settle it in a Louisiana Truck Pull

by Noah and Mitchell July 20, 2017

pulling a trisha paytas

someone who fakes mental health or gender/sexual orientation

are you pulling a trisha paytas

by dave from state farm March 23, 2020

Pull a Jason Rothenberg

To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.

Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’

The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...

Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg

by ur mom geiy August 9, 2018