god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

The final fuck you

A phrase for when someone delivers their last insult before walking away. The insult is usually masked.

"Please come to my wedding!" She said, handing her ex-boyfriend an invitation.

"And thereʻs the final fuck you."

by Areum Yoo March 14, 2022

thank you batsman

An expression of minor gratitude towards an action that is courteous yet expected

An off spinner is bowling and the batsman plays a soft handed forward defensive stroke which causes the ball to drop dead by his feet. The batsman bends over and tosses the ball back to the bowler to which the bowler acknowledges the gesture "thank you batsman"

by petsiders January 21, 2018

You forgot the homework

What you say when you wanna annoy everyone. Consequences include: No more friends, no more respect, getting jumped, getting murdered, getting bullied and more...

Tyler: Hey, Mrs Brown, you forgot the homework!
Every student: Kys

by Smurkio October 27, 2023

No Thank You Paul

No Thank You Paul is something you say when someone asks you something related to pedestrians

Bob: “Wow There Is A Lot If Pedestrians Today, Eh?”

Me: “No Thank You Paul”

by Paulypaulpaulpaul August 26, 2019

you cunts are fucked

A definition used by the now enlightened older generation said commonly to Anyone born in or beyond 2000, who thinks they understand the world, and continues to celebrate moronic shit that will get them more fucked in this world.

EG: these drugs are great Im glad we all put in and spent our whole centrelink on them.... they should last atleast 12 hours. ..; She was so out of it that the only way she could say yes was by waving with one hand and a sour look and a tear..so we were gentle when we took turns... :she loves me.. she said so right after she wiped those guys cum off her chin and came knocking on the door because they wouldnt look after her .. :::: Those fucking dog cunt coppers got me again without a license drunk.. i misssed that bitch and her kid .. fucking cunts.. the're fucked. I tried to submit this ..and stupid errors came up.. the explination was fucking vague as fuck.. "i said.. " you cunts are fucked"

by UCUNTSRFKD May 2, 2018

”i love you”

The words that waste 3 months of your life

1: ”can I waste 3 months of your life”
2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*

by Shreky000 March 2, 2019