Wing-Mom

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

Ur mom

Kalina ur mom

Ur mom kalina

Ok-

by Specky twat September 28, 2021

ur mom

a joke

u just got ur momed

by ur dad who didnt come back March 30, 2022

your mom

the gayest creature alive

your mom gay

by gayduoler June 12, 2018

On Mom?

A term coined by Isaacwhy and Softwilly (on YouTube) that essentially asks if the person speaking would swear to what they’re saying on their mother.

“Dude, I just took a massive shit, a whole 15 inches in circumference, but I failed to clog the toilet”

“On mom?”

by Giggleshitter1019 May 12, 2025

my mom

the worst person ever, i can't even live with her.

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom

by tsmika November 25, 2022