friend 

1.No such thing in my world
2.Someone I don't need

And I don't care, he he he

friend by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

bad friend

The usually unnatractive poor friend who resents that her friend is prettier than she is and gets all the attention.

Usually when out the prettier friend will be told how good looking she is all the time and admired by men and the uglier friend is ignored.

The prettier friend everyone will think is a model and all the guys hit on and the uglier friend gets ignored.

Then years later the ugly friend realizes what a failure her life is and how she will never have the brains or beauty to be successful or rich in life and she comes on the internet to hate and make up lies about the girl.

She does nothing all day but gossip and lie about you, what a bad friend.

bad friend by thankgodnotu March 30, 2009

Friendslut 

On Friendster.com, someone that doesn't know you but wants to add you as a friend.

Paul is a such a Friendslut. He wanted her to add her, but doesn't even know her last name.

Friendslut by Steven Glimer July 29, 2003

friend privilege 

The granting of sex privileges to a friend.

Ref: Doonesbury cartoon strip 07/21/06

Carol gave me friend privilege. I'm going to have some geat times with her from now on.

friend privilege by Carol K July 22, 2006

Friend Zone 

The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."

"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."

Friend Zone by Cosmic Snake May 15, 2014

friendship horizon 

point at which it becomes impossible to pull/shag your friend because you've become too familiar to each other.

- So how's it going with Sam?
- She farted in front of me today. Twice. I guess we're well over the friendship horizon and into the comfort zone.
- Oh dear.

friendship horizon by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

unbreakable friendship 

The best bond a couple of guys can have without being gay.

Brad is the best friend a guy could ever ask for and we definatly have an unbreakable friendship.

unbreakable friendship by Ricardo Mendes November 3, 2007