the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
Get the Popcorn fartmug. A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024
Get the ball nut fartmug. Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022
Get the fartmug. My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.
by minnie555 January 26, 2010
Get the Backfired Fartmug. by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015
Get the Fart Palmmug. A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake
by Cruellanj March 25, 2025
Get the Brain Fartmug. by AR-Rockets April 5, 2022
Get the Fart facemug.