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Bitch Matrix

Damn. Now thats's a nice girl caught up in a bitch matrix.

(Based on a true story - cute unassuming girl with 3 plastic blondes with big fake boobies)
by Cockulous and Testocules April 24, 2009
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bitch smash

A fight between two drunken whores that ends in one of them owning the other, normally a firm bitch slap to the face
Lindsay Lohan: I just like bitch smashed Hilton..in front of the..papa..razzi. (Falls to the floor and vomits)
by Captain Epilepsy April 8, 2008
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beltway bitch

a motorist who refuses to match the prevailing velocity of other motorists on a high-capacity arterial roadway, often in heavy traffic; a motorist who is driving too slow in the fast lane; a motorist who hogs the fast lane when others are passing on the right; a motorist who is impeding traffic. Often, the offending motorist lacks confidence in his/her driving abilities, fears other drivers, or has been deluded into thinking that by going slow on the freeway, s/he is making the world a safer place.
That beltway bitch is going way too slow. He is going to cause an accident!
by Driving School March 17, 2009
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Bitch Puffs

(noun)
When a girl is extremely bitchy, like when shes on her "time of the month", she is described as by this word to show just how big of a bitch she was being.
God damn it, fucking mary ate her fucking Bitch Puffs today and now I'm in pain cuz she kicked me in the nuts.
by Vitamin_Kid March 7, 2009
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ape bitch

A female with excess body hair, usually in the underarm or facial regions. Often seen in a club at 3am, trying to pick up the guy who is maggot as fuck. A desparate, ugly being.
"man, did you see that ape bitch last night? she was dirt! Fucking ugly cunt!"
by LMacca August 4, 2008
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Bitch Sprinkle

1) Someone who is characterized by the uncanny use of bitchiness, as an undertone.
2) The frequent use of an undertone of bitchiness in a conversation.
1)Dude, I tried talking to my ex last night but she was just being a bitch sprinkle!

2) I was talking to my boss yesterday but he was totally using those bitch sprinkles.
by Nightshadow1313 December 28, 2008
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Table Bitch

lowly weakling of the lunchroom table; the bitch who gets stuck taking up the whole table's trash
Tony, take up the garbage table bitch!
by BigBoi789 October 17, 2008
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