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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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nut wack complex

Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.

Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.

How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?

Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?

Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.

Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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Cuck Nut

Jessica got fucked by that dude, and I got my cuck nut in!”
by Cassienotcathyy April 9, 2022
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nut kisses

When 2 gay men are having sexual intercourse and they touch the tips of their penises together. Not usually done in a sexual way, more so romantic.
James Charles and Grayson Dolan gave each other nut kisses in bed to show their love for each other.
by fantagingerlover69 July 29, 2018
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Nut

Australian slang for no well kinda the meaning is that it's a ha4d nut to crack
You still mates with him.. NUT
by TAV-OH June 25, 2024
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shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size
sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....
by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017
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