Friend zone

The friend zone also defined as "FUCKING HELL. WORSE THAN SCHOOL. When your crush rejects you and you have to live with the awkwardness for the rest of your puny life. LITERAL FUCKING HELL."

Friend:I have to go to school/hell tomorrow. Friend 2: FUCKING JARED THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FRIENDZONE YOU IDIOT! Friend: geez never though that the friend zone would be so bad. Friend 2: YOU CUUNNTTT.

by DEMONITIZEDZ November 30, 2018

Boy Best Friend

A boy who is best friends with a girl who wants to have sex, but the female has no interest. Yet he does get the part of the relationships where she vents and cries to him.

Boy 1: Wait so your best friends with Jessica but your still not getting any play?
Boy 2: Yeah that's what I get for being the boy best friend. But she did tell me about how she broke up with chad yesterday.

by DownBadMan February 10, 2022

joe friend

A play off of joe mama

It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends

Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend

by Mr. Funniman December 5, 2020

Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020

friends with the benedicts

A Rickyism for “friends with benefits”.

Ricky: “Maybe we can be friends with the Benedicts?”

Lucy: “Who are the Benedicts?”

Ricky: “ You know, those people you become friends with if you wanna bang each other with no things attached. Friends with the Benedicts.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

friend

a creature that has certain qualities of irritating people.

That thing is my friend

by peak of boring May 22, 2022