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1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014
Get the One in the hand and two in the bush mug.The name of a popular anime for nerds. They usually love it because they want to be like one punch man, but really, they aren't.
"Hey, I'm training 100 pushups so I can be like one punch man!"
"But you do know that won't make you strong?!"
"But you do know that won't make you strong?!"
by Asdjlkslkdjgsflkjdfh May 2, 2016
Get the one punch man mug.Douche #1: Bro, Stacy just beat the shit out of Jill!
Douche #2: Damn, brah, she's one bad mama jama!
Douche #2: Damn, brah, she's one bad mama jama!
by $W@G March 30, 2012
Get the one bad mama jama mug.The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.
Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.
Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!
Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!
Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.
Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!
Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!
Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.
by Cody Mu October 27, 2011
Get the Facebook Summer "One-upping" mug.A post-coital muff dive.
"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"
by kenikeli July 31, 2012
Get the Clean up on aisle one mug.That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.
" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
by mavros April 29, 2006
Get the Polaroid One-Step mug.tear a new one; a way of getting a job..wen u observe ppl not working and being more cliquey and in consultative mode as opposed to getting things done..
when you are not afriad to get your hands dirty elbow deep..yknow as opposed to the shit that is fermenting there in the workplace.
tear a new one is a collegue friendly way of saying i like your job where can i get one just like yours etc..
when you are not afriad to get your hands dirty elbow deep..yknow as opposed to the shit that is fermenting there in the workplace.
tear a new one is a collegue friendly way of saying i like your job where can i get one just like yours etc..
by Imgoingtotearyoubitchesup October 28, 2010
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