a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
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This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.
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by Cultyboi November 6, 2019
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"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019
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