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Deez Nuts

a type of nut, but you use for a comeback or roast.
Hey! What should I cook for my mom tonight?
Deez Nuts.
by waebynn January 23, 2022
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watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.
Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."
by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016
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I nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf
by Bendover559 June 10, 2022
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Bust this Nut

A term used to describe the act of ejaculation.
Guy: Come here baby girl, let me bust this nut all over your face!
Girl: Nah, i'm good bruh.
by Dark Siphon October 25, 2017
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Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.
Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.
by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023
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Nut baby

A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.
I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.
by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014
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Deez Nuts Id

Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition
" Please use Deez Nuts Id to make this payment of 20 AUD"
by Cling Clong Wang Wong February 5, 2023
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