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yours is micro
wwow your penis is so micro!
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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by Rosiepuru December 6, 2021
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black

penis is my favorite
by big blackpp6969 December 30, 2023
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Penis

It is actually short!! for penisatania witch is a bone in the left testicle
I need to get surgery on my penisatania
Step sis: I'm coming
by I'm 12 December 14, 2020
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Penis

A long male body part that I like to suck on
I take a lot of penis in my asshole its so stretcched
by Butthole2025 February 19, 2025
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Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
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smeggy penis

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018
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