for shnitzel my knitzel

translation- of course i will knit with you my friend of the opposite sex who is not my race.

"Do you want to knit with me" says Kendal
"For shnitzel my knitzel" replies Julie.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

sob on my knob

When a bitch gives you domers and you break up with the slut before she finishes and she starts crying, but because she is a slut she finishes.

Dude i broke up with Jenna last night but i still got some sob on my knob

by Eddie Steinfeld December 17, 2006

ruffled my feathers

Playfully and flirtatiously annoy someone to a point when (even though they're angry and aggravated) they hate to love you and can't get enough of you.

" - This guy really ruffled my feathers!

- What a dick!
- I know, right! But he's sooo cute!"

by cocky_luke July 15, 2014

f my p

acronym for fuck my pussy or fuck my penis

Mike: Hey Bob i'm all out of money can you spot me a couple bucks??
Bob: F my P

by keller22 January 19, 2008

checkin my fresh

To check yo fresh you gotta make sure ur stayin pretty fly

"Ay girl, why you be checkin my fresh in dem jeans?!

by ghettowhitegirl3 September 25, 2009

Tickles my pickles

When one deems a phrase or event humorous, one would show appreciation for this using this phrase.

"Wow, what a great joke, it really tickles my pickles."
"Do you know what tickles my pickles? Awkward people."

by Pold June 3, 2008

my booky wook

Amazing autobiography from gorgeous and hilarious comedian/actor Russell Brand. Gritty, confrontational and real. It covers everything from his troubled childhood to his alcohol, heroin and sex addictions. A modern classic.

"what was the last good book you read?"

"My Booky Wook, by Russell Brand"

"oh, i love that book!"

"it's amazing. Russell Brand is amazing and hilarious. I can't believe all that happened to him"

by the f-ing f-offs July 1, 2008