mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

I Saw My Bum

A Liverpool expression meaning you are really annoyed by something.

I lost my car keys yesterday, I saw my bum!

by AvaDisarm May 31, 2010

I feel your pain

I compassionately understand what you are going through and there may have been some times I have undergone the very same thing or similar.

Guy #1: That Brian dude smells so awful because being near him makes me sick both mentally and physically.
Guy #2: I feel your pain! I have encountered similar jerks like that and they make me want to vomit.

by Touche Touche! May 8, 2018

I am the storm that is approaching

A reference to Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition's theme song made by Casey Edwards and Victor Borba as the theme song is for Dante's twin brother, Vergil (spoiler alert! He's Nero's father).

Person 1: Hey dude! Are you ready to fight some monsters in that new MMORPG?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Let's go!
*When playing the game and chatting with other players*
Person 2: Let's get this over with!

*Person 2 falls behind*
Person 2: Ah damn it!
*Person 2 keeps falling behind*

Person 2: Okay that's it!

*Person 2 goes on full rage mode*
Person 2: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!

by Muzaria December 24, 2021

dot the i's and cross the t's

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.

We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

by heliotropines November 15, 2017

i miss you syndrome

When you miss someone so much, that you love, that you can't function normally.

× You get depressed
× Can't focus on work
× You get irritated because you want them to be with you but they can't.

This can be due to:
-living in different places
-different schools/college/uni
-work schedules don't fit so you can see each other enough

A- "I'm sorry I didn't mean to snap at you"
B- "Oh it's okay. Is everything good?"
A- "Yeah I think it's just I miss you syndrome. When are you coming over next?"

by Frenchchic September 17, 2019

I Ain't Mad At Cha

One of Tupac's greatest songs ever, as recollected by many of those who have listened to and reviewed it. Released 2 days after his death, it has an eerie similarity to what happened: Tupac getting shot, dying in a car, where he reminisces and talks about all of his friends of the past. It's not one of the "thug" songs of many of today's rappers; it's a recollection of his past and his life, and how he rose in popularity, despite so much adversity.

I kiss my Mama goodbye, and wipe the tears from her lonely eyes
Said I'll return but I gotta fight the fate's arrived
Don't shed a tear, cause Mama I ain't happy here
I'm through trial, no more smiles, for a couple years"

-lyrics from "I Ain't Mad at Cha"

by Negrocynzky April 25, 2007