j brown

j brown is the shortest chick any person has ever seen

j brown is 4 feet tall

by jaquefa Romdog March 27, 2017

brown-bag it

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

brown zebra

When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white

When a zebra rolls in shit

I just took a brown zebra!

Why do you have a brown zebra?

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

brown syrup

Where you take a funnel and shove it someone ass. Then pour syrup into the funnel while eating mexican food causing the person to shit the syrup out.

" lets make some brown syrup with my pancakes"

by Usememeel1 April 19, 2017

banana brown boat

A banana split made in a butt crack

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat

by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017

Brown tipping

When you are about to poop your pants, and you feeling just starting to come out of your rear

I am rushing to pick up Sarah and get home because I am Brown tipping !

by jiggly pugin May 6, 2017

albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

by Banjo84 May 19, 2017