A white female who experiences an extreme case of jungle fever. Has gone years without touching a white male. These “bon bons” are typically found in the Baltimore City area. They like to pretend they are ethnic in order to appear more attractive to the black male. The goal is to be slim thicc sex appeal.
by Shabughn February 17, 2018
Get the Bon bon syndromemug. Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
Get the Ukulele Acquisition Syndromemug. I glanced at the comment section on an interesting Facebook post and saw an epidemic of Purple Bird Syndrome, as evidenced by the plethora of people posting pictures of that God damned bird.
by mentholcase February 24, 2017
Get the Purple Bird Syndromemug. The Black Clothing syndrome is a rare but dangerous syndrome that people can be born with and in some causes it forms in the persons teenage years. The syndrome makes person wear full black clothing almost everyday usually they wear hoodies and yoga pants, making them look on camara like a blackhole giving them the ability to become completly invisible with only their skin being visible. When it is dark their face can pop up and be gone in seconds giving people: Anxienty, Sleeplessness, Terrible nightmares, Suicide thoughts, Despair and some get scared so much that they instantly die.
Person 1: Hey do you also see a floating head there?
Person 2: Oh no look out! it is somebody with the Black Clothing syndrome! run before it sucks you up!
Person 2: Oh no look out! it is somebody with the Black Clothing syndrome! run before it sucks you up!
by Prof. Stephen Willberg January 25, 2021
Get the Black Clothing syndromemug. A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
Get the Asian parent syndromemug. A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.
The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.
by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016
Get the electile dysfunction syndromemug. When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.
by ElephantGirl96 April 3, 2017
Get the Virgin Mary Syndromemug.