by *_*suck_my_cack*_* August 29, 2021
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
by Nipplemuncher December 27, 2020
When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians
also known as a canadian tuxedo
also known as a canadian tuxedo
by violinist23 July 23, 2016
The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 18, 2020
A short amount of time, roughly equating to half a minute or 30 seconds. Often times used between two or more children as slang for the passage of time.
"What! I can't believe it's already been MLG News!" and "I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in MLG News."
by alchym November 30, 2020