Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas

I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.

by potusgadfly December 22, 2021

Pussy cat

Some are hairy some have no hair. Sometimes pussy cats stink very badly because their owner does not wash them. They taste very good as a midnight snack.

I love jenessas pussy cat it's very clean and does not stink.

by Pussydeafeater69 December 22, 2021

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021

cat

A FUCKING ADORABLE THING!!!!

AWWWW LOOK A CATTTTT AHHHHH SO CUTE

by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Cat fight

A cat fight is when two ginger cats stand up next to each other lock arms and do the Irish jig while jerking forwards and hissing to their new born kitties.

"hey I've just had kitties let's cat fight"
"Your on"

by Saddadonafan December 27, 2021