Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020

monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.

Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

by rockerwordboom October 29, 2007

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

Surrender Monkey

A word for French people due to their great ability to surrender to the enemy

God damn Surrender monkeys and their cheese

by Anonymouslyhog August 14, 2024

HOT MONKEY YOGA

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.

HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024