its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey
person 1: get fucking shit on
Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you
person 1: you cant do shit
Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you
person 1: you cant do shit
Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 08, 2022
by guitarman 309 January 07, 2011
by Bucket107 June 22, 2024
When a gay man, or woman/ straight man, or woman shoves their hand up there partners ass then pulls out there shit then chucks it at the wall, or in there partners face
by James Swindell August 20, 2024
by ryan tracey January 20, 2012
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by stumpcool January 16, 2022
Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 25, 2024