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mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017
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Fart

When not a poopoo but a "prvzvzvfbzfv" comes out of your chimney.
Butt says: "fart"
by Werdar October 21, 2017
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fart blart

When you throw up and fart at the same time its a fart blart..
I dont feel good..
Maybe you have to fart blart
oh yeah it made me feel better
thanks
by Fart Blart February 13, 2017
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Fart knuckle

A person who has to fart but your in public and your scared to let it out and for people to smell it and if you ease it out it could be wet and you could shart yourself.
by Mossy_lemom June 19, 2025
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Fart Huffing

When you let one rip so bad that you have to bend over and in-hail, almost vacuum your own fart from the air to prevent the smell from escaping the floor.
I was in a important meeting and the only way for me to make it not smell was to start Fart Huffing.
by anonymous August 12, 2021
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Duck fart

When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.
Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.
by Nitram852 October 28, 2019
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Ass fart

by Ass farter June 2, 2021
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