by your local freak May 01, 2022
by antiasf June 04, 2021
fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.
ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?
max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.
ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.
ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
by i love eating poop November 01, 2021
by Tamba boy 😎😎😎 August 11, 2022
Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
by Macrime4444 June 08, 2022