Rhino Party

The Rhino party is a Canadian political party that deserves all the votes. They have all the great ideas; Counting the 1000 islands, bringing Canada off the gold standard and on to the snow standard, painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times, Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will, Knocking down the Rocky Mountains and building giant bicycle paths sloping downhill in both directions, so Canadians could coast from coast to coast, and to increase the safety of Canadian children, the name of newborns must be at least 12 letters, including a capital letter, a number and a special character.

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by Server's Favorite Rhino March 24, 2021

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Bruff Party

All-male breakup party.

To memorialize a breakup, a party only for the guys. Everyone dresses up comfortably, dressing up only for themselves and not for the ladies. Any drinks stay on the calm side, nobody's going overboard. The night is filled with gaming, delectable food, and occasional harmless dares or jokes. To let off some steam, there's a chill "revenge" ritual, like throwing out some photos of them with their ex, or sharing some bad experiences with their former lovers.

Note: Close friends may attend, but only if the person they're friends with allows it, no matter their gender.

John: "She broke up with me, man!"

Dan: "It's alright dude, just forget about her. We're having a Bruff Party later at my place, you coming?"

John: "Definitely man, thanks. I'll bring some stuff to toss out."

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

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