Shit Knocker

Somone who screws others up the anus. Usually used to describe gay people.

That queer guy over there looks like a Shit Knocker.

by humongousFUNGUS January 20, 2006

Holy Shit

A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

shit hell

Conjunction of the words "shit" and "hell", created and used almost exclusively(as of this writing) in Winter Haven, Florida. Basically like saying "Shit!", but with a "hell" on the end for added effect.

Gavin: "Did you see the size of that hickey Brandy just gave Chandler?"

Ethan: "Shit hell! It was massive, bro!"

by jiggity dizzle fazizzle March 17, 2008

shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.

'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.

by Chris Diddyy February 18, 2004

Shit bunny

A red headed ginger with no soul

Austin Harper is a shit bunny

by me2332 December 17, 2008

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009

ultra shit

The moment while in school and you get a pain in your anus causing you to ask to go to the bathroom. When you stand your ass contracts causing you to make a rock solid projectile to launch out of your ass following a tsunami of loose shit killing everyone behind you.

Steve:"Dang dude I just took an ultra shit in class today, killing my teacher!"
Josh:"Whats an ultra shit?"

by Theanaldistructor232 December 9, 2016