dick and balls

the single best response to anything that you dont understand. the perfect combination of words that will astound anyone who it is said too
person 1: *says big word that you dont understand
person 2: dick and balls
by hemp38485948392 November 25, 2021
mugGet the dick and ballsmug.

Dick rider

A dick rider is someone who talks bad about someone else but as soon as they come around they wanna switch up and shit. Like yall could be having a convo and the person whos dick they riding comes and they wanna laugh at everything they say and be all nice when they know damn well thats not how they was acting around you. they act all nice and touchy in private w them and then deny it later.
dick rider - omg *name* is such a dick
you - fr he so 2faced
*name* - hey guys
dick rider - OMG *name* HEYY HOW R UU :3
by spk_mz June 19, 2022
mugGet the Dick ridermug.

Dick Whistling

Dick whistling is a term quite used in eastren/south-eastren Europe. It actually comes from "Dick whistler" which represents a guy who is usually saying random bullshit that in most situations makes no sense or he is saying something unbeliveable just to prank or make people laugh. Some of them are hc to the bone. They talk bullshit all the time its a part of their lives, like politicians.
You can say that they are dick whistling or whistling to a dick.
A: Omg i saw Ben Shapiro throwing shit at Britney Spears on the middle of the street!
B: The fuck you sayin' bro?
A: idk man, just dick whistling
by alt.g0d May 3, 2019
mugGet the Dick Whistlingmug.

Dick Emberged

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.
by Dan Ware April 22, 2018
mugGet the Dick Embergedmug.

dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.
I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle
by D-Soul January 8, 2012
mugGet the dick in a bottlemug.

ArmorAll dick

After sex, when your penis is shiny like a dash with fresh ArmorAll.
She will shine one up for you so well you will be walking around all day with an ArmorAll dick
by MAGA 101 January 21, 2019
mugGet the ArmorAll dickmug.

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