Cheese

Cheese is a dairy product produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep..

Pizza delivery guy: I have your cheese pizza and your 3 apple juices here.
John: Thanks.
Pizza delivery guy: No problem.
John: Oh i had 4-...
Pizza delivery guy: Runs away.

by The. one. bottle. of. lotion. February 1, 2022

Grilled Cheese

When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).

Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.

by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020

Cheese-Wad

A Cheese-Wad is slang for a ball of musty dick cheese that covers your balls, its very nasty and really musty

"Yo dude, that chick pulled my pants off and she saw my Cheese-Wad

by MungFobe October 29, 2025

Golden cheese cookie

The sexiest woman to ever live

I love golden cheese cookie awooga

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025

Cheese

The most delicious substance ever created. Can also be used as glue if it hardens. Easily attracts rats if you want a side for your meal.

Can I have some cheese?

by Joemamalol January 20, 2023

Chopped cheese

It means that a person is extremely unnatractive.

Good lord that bitch is chopped cheese

by ermshit December 11, 2023

Guda cheese

when you find something so divine, outspoken, one in a million, etc. You must say this is a very much guda cheese moment period. Society says you need to be perfect in a delinquency but that’s actually proven false. Love what you want to love and be become what you are meant to become. Keep on rocking in the free world.

Jackson Micheal 111: O M G this pasta is lit rally insane. This is guda cheese.

Claire: omg bea asf I love you so much bestie thank you !!! Best complaint I’ve ever received in my life. <3

by Youoyo March 17, 2021