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Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021
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penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.
Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
by shmoodaism June 6, 2022
mugGet the penismug.

Penis envy

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol
X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy
by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021
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penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
mugGet the penis after 130960530 accidentsmug.

Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021
mugGet the Penis-Fartmug.

[Skinny penis]

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT
"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis
by NamPNH May 12, 2019
mugGet the [Skinny penis]mug.

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020
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