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NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together
by Pornhubba June 10, 2019
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National Porn Day

January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.
Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?
by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 14, 2019
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slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.
*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!
by brunette farts October 14, 2019
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simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them
Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.
by simp2020 July 21, 2020
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Tie Day Friday

The tradition of dressing up to end the week opposed to the norm of "Casual Friday." A typical Tie Day Friday outfit would include a button down shirt, dress pants or slacks, dress shoes and, of course, a tie.
Yo, we're ending the week on a high note right?" "Of course man, it's Tie Day Friday tomorrow!
by The Portmeister December 11, 2011
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Punch a Polish Day

Punch a Polish Day! Official day for Punch a Polish day is 10th of May. Beat em' up and feed em' fish!
Hey Josh! Wanna punch a polish today? It's national punch a polish day!
by Sklzified May 9, 2019
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National purge day

This helps women to not get r@ped by any chance . We will protect ourselves and make it feel like the purge for em.😈
Jeff: ready to go r@pe some girls
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well

Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
by National girls purge day April 20, 2021
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