June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
by Pornhubba June 10, 2019
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by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 14, 2019
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The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them
by simp2020 July 21, 2020
Get the simp appreciation day mug.The tradition of dressing up to end the week opposed to the norm of "Casual Friday." A typical Tie Day Friday outfit would include a button down shirt, dress pants or slacks, dress shoes and, of course, a tie.
by The Portmeister December 11, 2011
Get the Tie Day Friday mug.Punch a Polish Day! Official day for Punch a Polish day is 10th of May. Beat em' up and feed em' fish!
by Sklzified May 9, 2019
Get the Punch a Polish Day mug.This helps women to not get r@ped by any chance . We will protect ourselves and make it feel like the purge for em.😈
Jeff: ready to go r@pe some girls
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well
Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well
Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
by National girls purge day April 20, 2021
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