by John Yang March 27, 2018
The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
by jbleezy April 13, 2015
A person who looks alot like a monkey, has acne all over his face, has a big head, and hairy. Also this is somebody that has dated so many people that you can not count.
by tasha278 May 05, 2010
Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016
When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.
by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 24, 2014
Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.
I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.
by PDirty December 28, 2018
by Sexydimma March 29, 2017