keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating

Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!

by IH8Libs November 4, 2021

Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

Sea Monkeys

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

by Garm93 July 31, 2021

Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!

by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019

Monkey

Someone who is a monkey has the name Harry and has dyed hair and skateboards.

You are a monkey

by Harry is a monkey September 19, 2020

monkey cult

Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest

Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world

by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021