Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021

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Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022

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Something that you relise you can bend over and suck on and stick in other people.

Guy 1: I bent over and sucked my cock!
Guy 2: Oh yes, me too my friend.
Guy 3: Very yum.
Guy 1: WE START LE CULT OF GAY PENIS.

by Ryan Burrus is gay April 26, 2022

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Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

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When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!

Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!

by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019

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