fuck my life

The motto of life for all students going through huge amounts of pain in completing certificate of sorts, specifically referenced commonly by University Students.

*Question* How does the relationship between two variables correspond to commentary of person x's assessment of relative elasticity *End Question*

*Student* 'Fuck My Life' *End Student*

by Super Mouse July 3, 2009

Oh My Goddess

Almost like the original "oh my god" but not used to express disappointment and shock. It's rather used in a quite lame attempt to try and charm a lady that has made an stunning entrance.

"oh my Goddess.. #whistle.. "
"Oh my goddess what an ass!"

by DrEEd September 18, 2006

My Chemical Romance

Great band, not punk, not emo, not goth, not pop. Please stop saying how much you hate "those emo losers" because if you do you don't actually listen/know MCR.

Punk elitist: I hate MCR because they're emo

Emo fuck: OMGZ!!11!!!!oneone I LUV MCR BECAUSE GERARD SHARES MY PAIN AND HATE FOR MYSELF!!!!111

Me: Uh, I really like them. Good music. End of story.

by MorbidPink August 18, 2005

smoked my boots

To receive a long prison term from a judge. Washington, DC slang.

The judge smoked my boots.

by elpadron November 22, 2007

clipping my wings

A phrase that is synonymous with being tied down or held back. When a bird's wings are clipped, they are unable to fly.

Me: Hey babe, I'm thinkin about getting that part-time tutoring job at the university.

Her: Hell no you're not gonna be tutoring any girls

Me: Damn you're clipping my wings woman

by speedygonzales4 October 21, 2011

roxors my boxors

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

by Jeff July 16, 2003

fuck my cock

Expletive, similar to Oh shit, lifted from Wet Hot American Summer

1: a: the meteor is getting closer
b: Oh fuck my cock!

by gavinpm December 16, 2005