P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution System mug.A depiction of co-workers and members of management in the form of a poorly drawn comic strip. It is named after a boss that is a real life Cat Comic.
The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.
A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.
It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.
The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.
A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.
It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.
by T10LawnDart January 13, 2009
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Get the Cat cafe mug.Extraterrestrial creature that comes from Jupiter, who eats all the food from fridge and who is stealing all your Bts albums, cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.
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Get the kit cat mug.The term "douchecat" generally refers to a Female with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation or body showoff with feminist symptoms.
Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.
She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.
She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.
She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.
She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Douche Cat or Douchecat
1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.
3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.
3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
by visit2neo August 27, 2018
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