Tariff Monkey

Derogatory name used for Canadians because they refuse to accept that America is better and will win any tariff war.

Conor McDavid is such a fucking Tariff Monkey.

by GreatWhite92 June 07, 2025

Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 06, 2010

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 26, 2023

Shameless Butt Monkey

A person who loves the Truth.

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.

by 51acker December 30, 2020

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.

by gnostic3 April 28, 2019

morse monkey

Someone in the armed forces who made a living out of listening to morse code

I used to be a morse monkey.

by candle12 November 24, 2015