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cum guzzling penis leech

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.
by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018
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Penis

Something that is very long for me, very short for you
Guy 1; "Hey, why is your penis so big?"
Me; "Only some gods have that lenght
by Not gay 69 December 17, 2019
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penis catfish

Penis catfish definition

To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.

They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.

Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.

It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.

It could be used to lure someone to a location.

Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.

A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.

A penis catfish is always a man.

A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.

Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
Bro, that dude stole homeboys car, took it to Mexico and sold it, and now their Rollin around like best buddies. If only homeboy knew he was chillin with a penis catfish. Lol!
by *SMD* March 24, 2025
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Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
by Jung Top G December 15, 2022
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Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022
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Wiener Penis

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.
Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!
by ToxicRandomness April 1, 2025
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Dangling labia penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome
by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019
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