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filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag

Someone who makes dumbass comments about shit they dont know anything about; the thing you call someone when your mind is so flustered that you scream the first atrocious thing that comes to mind.
I was so pissed I just didnt know what to say, "Jimmy, stop being such a filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag!"
by McDabbs March 6, 2015
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You a cunt d bag

Just say this to kids who are cunts
You a cunt d bag bitch.
by ThonkDonkSTONKS July 18, 2019
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fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.
Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...
by pseudojimurmum November 22, 2013
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A female that is THE biggest bitch you have ever met. She's also a whore. A very nasty one. Usually a good idea to stay away from this person
Mike: dude, did you hear about stacy? she gave blowjobs to 10 dudes while bitch-slapping her boyfriend!!

Alex: No way!!

Mike: i know, she's a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by Iamnotusingmyrealname July 10, 2012
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CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III-R) for concept of the Cunt Face personality disorder (CFPD) is characterized by a pattern of excessive and inappropriate labeling of other people with personality disorders, including an excessive lack of knowledge of what they constitute, usually beginning as soon as they hear about the various disorders names.

This disorder can easily be mistaken for knowledgeability, however, a person with Cunt Face Personality Disorder does not simply grow out of this cunt faced state of being. You may perceive people with CFPD to be very intelligent, astute but shallow and with screwed up eyes like a cunt.
There goes cunt face labelling us all again. Little does he know he has CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder!
by Penfold4 November 12, 2012
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camel enamel cunt fluff pie

when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.
the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.
by jdibanez02 April 2, 2007
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some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.
Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.
by Not Bob The builder. May 31, 2017
mugGet the some dumb cunt next doormug.

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