The Quiet Kid: "Sir how does a nuclear meltdown begin?"
The Science Teacher: "*explains* why?"
The Quiet Kid: "No reason... Looks like I do have plans after all"
Me: "Oh no"
The Science Teacher: "*explains* why?"
The Quiet Kid: "No reason... Looks like I do have plans after all"
Me: "Oh no"
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“Don’t worry it’s just New Kid Rizz, it’ll wear off in a few months.”
“Don’t worry it’s just New Kid Rizz, it’ll wear off in a few months.”
by PurplePoachedEgg26 November 18, 2023
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often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
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example:
kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors
kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid
kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors
kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid
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A person, usually a child, adding their face in front a random ass video and adding nothing to the video itself.
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