Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy also known as a Lazy HVAC Salesman!

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 23, 2024

BBW farts

Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.

I could not stand his BBW farts

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023

fart face

A fart face is a devious do'er, a stinky winky, a poo head, a doo doo dweller, a pee pee pickle, a tushy tickler, and a super smelly.

Shreeya is a fart face.

by dimaislazy November 27, 2022

fart-tight

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.

That bolt was fart-tight !

by JB-lack 79 December 9, 2024

bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.

She looked at me and out came a bologna fart

by itzReadyy August 12, 2024

French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

by Nin2 October 5, 2023